yummy half born duck...

i was once told by a friend of this asian delicacy where half born duck eggs are eaten, much like boiled eggs.
Not to mention being fkn distusting, I told proceeded to tell the friend how it was acts like this that groups like RSPCA are for..

A FRIGGIN STILL BORN DUCK!!!!


A SEMI MATURED DUCKLING OF ALL THINGS!!!! have we already run out of things ot eat..??????

Anyway... last night, i went out to one of stevo's friends houses... Whereby they decided to offer us these said "duck" eggs. I was in shock. These fabled eggs... we served infront of me. I eyed the table. More for the JW that was sitting to the corner... then i looked at the eggs. Much like any duck egg really. Large looking, Boiled. White.. But it was whaat was within that was the big surprise...

I see stevos eyes shine with glee.. and this other dude light up as well.. I was about to be sick...

i watch them crack the shell, delicately,... and then slowly slurp out the juices out of the egg... "mmmm mmmm slurp"
then gently breaking more of the shell i see the yolk. But unlike anormal hard boiled egg yolk.. it is off yellow, like a brownish yellow.. with veins.. yes veins. Apparently the white albumin bit is hard and chewy.. plastic like.. so that's discarded. But it all about the yolk... aprarently.... I watch intently.. and i see this guy fool around with the bloody egg. He pulls the yolk this way and that and eventually he proudly shows off a friggin DUCK EMBRYO. This one had developed more than they are apparently "supposed to", revealing beak, a few feathers and a pronounced head.

....
grouse lil shits.. i think..
But then i get dared to eat the lil fkker. Not the embryo, but a fresh one.

I follow the drill. Suck the juices n all.. That bit is good. Tastes like marrow bone.
I try the white bit. Really bloody hard.. Prolly coz it neccesary to protect the embryo or something...
Ditch that bit. Then head for the yolk..
I dont dare to mess with the bitch. Stuff the whole thing in my mouth. Veins, bird remnants and all. Chew chew swallow.

Not bad.

Ive never heard of a more inhumane delicacy.. but then.. i guess its just like.. having an egg.. and a duck.. and having the best of both worlds.

If anyone knows of something more repulsive. Fill me in.