Somniloquy anyone????

Stevo has decided that it is time to add another level to the relationship. Sharing bodily gases could just not top the list.. no... he has added an extra thing... somniloquy... Somniloquy i hear u say?? Yes.. also known as sleep talking, this is a conditon experienced by approx. 5% of the adult population whereby partners, siblings, or whomever they share their room with has their sleep disrupted by an explosion of speech and at times, unrecognizable sounds.

The first time.. i thought was pretty amusing, tho mildly disturbing. Imagine being in deep sleep. Then having this disrupted by a sound. If i knew how to add audio to this blog, i would, but i don't, so use ur imagination. Imagine a noise sounding much like that made by ryu from streetfighter when he does a fireball (minus the words) eminating from stevo..

Stevo - arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(ryu styles)

Me - wakes up
thinking that hes had a nightmare.. i wake him up

hey. are u ok??
stevo - (groggily) huhh???
(after realising he was dreaming he proceeds to tell me off)

Aww.. why did u wake me up?? i was winning the fight...
Me - (shrugs... it could be worse..)

Recently it seems that he has a 'thing' for communicating with me whilst flaked out.

Episode #2

St - Puuuuuuuuuuut!!!!! (ya'll know what this is by now...
one of them real sqeaky ones)
Me - (stiffled laughter)
St - U heard that?
Me - mmm hmm
St- Geez.. it woke me up.. i didn't think it woke u up too


EPISODE #3

St - How are we gonna get home?
Me- ??@*&%??
St - From sydney/melbourne. How are we gonna get hone?
Me- whatttttt??
St- How are we gonna get home
Me- We are home..

(pause)
i open my eyes to check my surroundings.. ensuring that it isnt ME that's lost the plot.. Yes.. yes.. we were back in
perth.. its been more than a week since..
St - oh..
Me - bloody sleep talking again
(rolls over)


Hrm. So thats a few of the situations i remember.. Does anyone suffer from this same.... situation?? or know of some who does?
I've tried talking to the dude more during the day.. just so that he has plenty of time to get what he wants to say out. So far.. it seems to be doing the trick, not that sleep talking once in a while is a bad thing... nothing like switching things up once in a while...